Sunday, November 18

6th Annual 30th Birthday Celebration!

(...as opposed to the 20th anniversary of my 16th birthday, which is by far, less believable.)
That would be November 15th of course.

OMG. I actually had to do the math this year.

With two high-maintenance feral children, 2 dogs, a messy house, a husband, a dash of depression, & 20 pounds of extra "baby fat" (as in fat not phat)... I feel as old as dirt.

But even if I had to use my fingers to figure out how old I was, at least I remembered I was born, unlike all but one of my blood relatives and most of my friends.

And then the very next night, I actually ordered "catfood, shrimp, & oysters" at our favorite seafood dive, rather than catfish... I'm not sure what that says about me.

Oh well, it's all down hill from 30. I completely understand now why old people wear knee socks with shorts and sandals & such. --Because they've lived and they no longer give a shit.

"Ah well, perhaps one has to be very old before one learns how to be amused rather than shocked."
--Pearl Buck

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